I have some close friends who are Christian that I cant avoid the subject refers. Below are some common unpleasant feedback.

Buddha is Satan, Buddha is in hell, all Buddhist shall go to hell. If you search YouTube then u can find plenty of these quotes.

I am looking for some effecient and effective response to avoid this unfruitful conversation or lead to more unpleasant conversation that wont benefit any. Best to have a win win talk.

Below are some of my thoughts, let me know if you have a better idea.

1. Oh my God ? So far Buddha didnt harm me any yet. I will be taking really extra precaution on this. Thanks for the concern. 

2. Oh my God ? My understanding and I personally observed Pastor and Buddhism talk almost has 80% same
interpretation. How come Satan teaching the same moral as God ? 

3. Oh my God ? Where is Bible written so ? 

4. I felt hurt that you saying Buddha is Satan -》Few cases they will insist to talk on this and ignore my feeling. Not sure they feel righteous to say so on their side?